Forgive the Name

First things first, it is impossible to come up with an original blog title these days. This was the best I could conjure from my unimaginative cerebral cortex, after literally everything was rejected as 'in use'. In a way it is fitting, as this is merely the space in which I plan to sculpt my journalistic 'guns', and intend to please no one by writing it. By all means, other people are welcome to voice an opinion on what I write, however, the chances are that no one ever will write on this blog. On another note, I despise the word blog, but for the life of me cannot think of a preferrable alternative.

Content on this...site? page? scroll?... is going to be pretty varied, mainly because I have the attention span as long as a gnat's pubic hair and will not be focused enough to stick to one topic of interest. But for an idea as to the way it will go, it will probably include me reviewing any and all new albums that I hear, ranting about some football decisions (what's that? Fergie's just got another 4 minutes added on to a match?) and discussing anything else that constitutes the shmorgous board of opinions that I have.

To demonstrate the apparent lack of coherence, here's a nice guitar, played by the genius that is Jack White...just to try and break up the monotony of block text. Or is it? It's also to explain the red, white and black theme that I've got going on. The most powerful colour scheme in history some say. Communism. Nazism. Romans. Royalty. The Sun. War of the Roses (Lancaster won because of the colour scheme). I could go on, if I had the time or indeed the necessary will to bother.

But I digress, and will continue to for as long as I write this blog. So, for all one of you that may be reading this, enjoy!